Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Masters of Jokes! Top 9 Nigerian comedians of all time.

No doubt, comedy is one of the major pillars of the entertainment industry. As a matter fact, hardly do everyone not enjoy jokes. We no doubt have comedians around that have made unforgettable landmarks in the history of comedy in Nigeria. Here are the top ten of Nigeria's all time comedians. While these might not suit your immediate taste, be aware that this list is subject to change and absolute to current rating.

9 ALIBABA:
Ali Baba’s real name is Alibaba Akporobome and he is popularly called the Grand Comedian of the Federal Republic (GCFR), a title he carved out for himself as not only the Father of all Comedians but the best in his field. Ali Baba is said to be the very man who invented the concept of Stand Up Comedy in Nigerian History. This great feats has taken him inside Aso Rock as he no longer crack jokes for the masses as it were but for top Shots. He is also an Event pioneer and MC for most top celebrations in Nigeria; ranging from the Presidency to other Political figures in and outside the country.

8 JULIUS AGWU:
Julius is one of the few comedians with a future to serve their state. Julius Agwu has also carved a niche for himself in the Comedy sphere. He goes by the nickname “Julius d’ Genius” He also delves in to music with his very brand called “Reel Liaf Band” He has also notified his intentions to be the next Governor of his state after the people of Rivers “verbally told him to”

7 GORDONS:
Gordons is definitely one of the most hilarious Comedian in Nigeria with his self-composed jokes especially his flair for Ministry-Based jokes “movement to the permanent site” and his steady slang of often saying “Hallelujah” in between jokes.
Gordons who calls himself Comedy Barlusconi under the ODP political party (Osusu Democratic Party) is just a natural. He has released many joke compilations likewise under his Gordons Comedy Klinic Wards.

6 AY:
Ayo Makun happens to be one of the most creative comedian in Nigeria with his AY LIVE lines of Entertainment. AY as many calls him is not just a Stand-up comedian; he is an Entertainer, an Actor, a Musician and a TV host of his popular who wants to be a Billionaire which often features other comedians especially Bovi. He has acted his mini-movies with top celebrities like Genevieve Nnaji, Tonto Dikeh, Nadia Buhari and many more.

5 SEYI LAW:
Seyi Law is said to be Gordons’ partner in crime as he displays the same agility as Gordons when on stage. His mini-skits in which he played Jesus Christ on the way to be crucified while he carried a cross and been flogged has won many audience over the years too.

4 I GO DIE:
This guy is dope. If you ever sit under his Comedian influence, you will laugh your ribs out with his fast-mouth kind of comedy as he often takes on his guest and those in the crowd. Known for his funny jokes on poverty, politics with his off-colour suits – He lies too. E.g I Go dye will tell the crowd “i was in UK recently to see Barack Obama” We all know Barack Obama is in USA!!! or He was in Aso Rock last week to see President Jonathan to discuss his ambition to run for Presidency!! lol. He’s a real rib cracker and natural.

3 AKPORORO:
This guy is damn funny. He once made it known of his intention in adding Dettol to his enemies soup and his fans were like “WHAT!!!”. Akporo is a Stand-Up comedian who also diversifies and often delves into music.

2 BOVI:
Bovi Ugboma, who goes by the stage nameBovihas over the years aligned himself with other comedians as he climbs the comedy ladder in greatness. The Benin City Born Comedian is known for popularizing the words Akpos in most of his jokes and just so you know, Bovi is not just a comedian as many thought; he has been in the NollywoodIndustry acting funny 30-mins plays before finally switching to Comedy full time. I remember him cracking a joke on basketmouthabout God telling basketmouth to “go to hell” on Judgement day. Basketmouth was seen almost climbing the stage immediately with bottles to break his head.

1 BASKETMOUTH:
Oh Yes!!! If you don’t know who Basket Mouth is, then you are not in this great country of ours. Well, many dubbed him the king of Comedy for his natural physics especially as a stand-up comedian and his frequent mini-movies in collaboration with other artiste, musicians and comedians alike. He’s a Glo Ambassador with a difference. His real name is Bright Okpocha and he’s also won the heart of many other African nations like Ghana.

Do you think the list is perfect? Add the missing link(s) if there is!

Monday, 20 June 2016

Check out the top 50 universities in Nigeria

RANK UNIVERSITY LOCATION 1 University of Lagos Lagos 2 University of Ibadan Ibadan 3 Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife 4 Covenant University Ota 5 University of Ilorin Ilorin 6 University of Nigeria Nsukka ... 7 Federal University of Technology, Minna Minna 8 Federal University of Technology, Owerri Owerri 9 University of Benin Ugbowo ... 10 Ahmadu Bello University Zaria 11 University of Agriculture, Abeokuta Abeokuta ... 12 Federal University of Technology, Akure Akure 13 University of Port Harcourt Port Harcourt 14 Afe Babalola University Ado-Ekiti 15 Landmark University Omu-Aran 16 Lagos State University Ojo 17 Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka ... 18 Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umuahia 19 Bayero University Kano Kano 20 University of Jos Jos 21 Enugu State University of Science and Technology Enugu 22 Redeemer's University Mowe 23 Rivers State University of Science and Technology Port Harcourt 24 Federal University, Oye-Ekiti Oye ... 25 Babcock University Ilishan-Remo ... 26 Ebonyi State University Abakaliki 27 University of Maiduguri Maiduguri 28 University of Abuja Abuja 29 Ladoke Akintola University of Technology Ogbomoso ... 30 Pan African University Lagos 31 Ekiti State University, Ado Ekiti Ado-Ekiti 32 Veritas University Abuja 33 Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko ... 34 Lead City University Ibadan 35 Osun State University Oshogbo ... 36 University of Uyo Uyo 37 African University of Science and Technology Abuja 38 Delta State University, Abraka Abraka 39 Kwara State University Ilorin 40 Federal University, Dutsin-Ma Dutsin-Ma 41 University of Calabar Calabar 42 Federal University, Ndufu-Alike Ndufu-Alike 43 Tai Solarin University of Education Ijebu-Ode ... 44 University of Agriculture, Makurdi Makurdi 45 American University of Nigeria Yola 46 Paul University Awka 47 Nasarawa State University Keffi 48 Nigerian Turkish Nile University Abuja 49 Bingham University Auta Balifi 50 Baze University Abuja

Sunday, 19 June 2016

Tragedy! All passengers die in Umuahia vehicle crash!

Reports say a ghastly accident between a truck (Mercedes 911 Tipper) and a Honda Pilot occurred on Saturday a few kilometres after Ubakala junction, Umuahia, Abia State. According to Abia Facts Newspaper, none of the occupants in the Honda Pilot, including a pregnant woman, survived the accident... A pregnant woman was also among the victims of the crash. May the soul rest in peace. See the photos of the ugly incident below.

Friday, 17 June 2016

Nollywood Actor Down with Liver Disease

All appears not to be well with veteran Nollywood actor, Martins Njubuigbo, popularly known as Elder Maya. Reports have it that Elder Maya, who is arguably the longest surviving Nigerian actor, is down with a liver-related problem as the actor is down with a swollen leg, which causes him pain. The actor, fondly called Papa Labista, who is popular for his village chief priest’s roles in movies, was reportedly diagnosed with liver disease at an undisclosed hospital in Lagos State. This was disclosed by his fellow colleague, actor Ernest Obi, through his Instagram account. According to him: “Elder Maya is currently down with a liver-related problem.” He also started a campaign aimed at collecting funds for the treatment of the ailing actor. Let’s pray for him.

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

OJB Jezreel, "African Queen" producer is dead!

A few days ago, it was reported that Tu Baba's "African Queen" music producer, Babatunde Okungbowa, popularly known as OJB Jezreel ,died. This was barely three years after a successful kidney transplant surgery in India. He was said to have died June 14, in a Lagos hospital. It had been just one month to his 50th birthday. A family source claimed that his kidney transplant failed completely since last week. His problem had started far back in the year 2013 when he got diagnosed with kidney related disease, and consequently was flown to India for a transplant. On October 21, that same year, the singer successfully underwent the surgery at an Indian hospital. After the successful surgery, OJB Jezreel , showered praises on his first wife, Mama J, for being there for him and donating one of her kidneys to save his life" OJB Jezreel was renowned producer, writer and executive producer for over two decades. During the phase of the birth of the new age music in the late 90′s, Ojb helped to redefine the sound to be more globally accepted with the likes of TX, Kush and Etim Eyo (Arista records) which made the likes of the then Leila Steinberg of interscope records see the possibility in our music becoming international mainstream. His biggest break was with 2face's "African Queen" setting a yet to be beaten record not just in Nigeria but in Africa! 10million copies in Nigeria alone and 8million copies internationally, this made him the most sorts after producing in Nigeria and some regions of Africa. He stamped his presence on the Industry as an artiste with the club banger that still has a hold on the clubs years after! "Pretete"! Meaning the involuntary movement of a woman's back side. And crowned it with a classic love song "Searching".